Friday, October 24, 2008

Happy Fishnet Friday with Real Fish™!

fishnet by ~darkhorse120



Happy Fishnet Friday!

Stay tuned for NSFW girl on girl fishnets at ZB (thx to Wagga)! I'll add the linky when Lab Dog™ completes the post.
AND HERE IT IS!

Naked In Fishnets by ~taphoto

Revealed by ~anatuaria

fish in the nets2version by ~alexawsawrus-rex
My Mom sent me this Democratic Fisherman email that seems to work with the theme:
THE DEMOCRATIC FISHERMAN

A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She
lowered her
altitude and spotted a man in a boat below.

She shouted to him, "Excuse me, can you help me? I
promised a friend
I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I
am."

The man consulted his portable GPS and replied,
"You're in a hot air
balloon, approximately 30 feet above a ground elevation of
2346 feet
above sea level. You are at 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north
latitude
and 100 degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude"

She rolled her eyes and said, "You must be a
Democrat."

"I am," replied the man. "How did you
know?"

"Well," answered the balloonist, "
everything you told me is
technically correct, but I have no idea what to do with
your
information, and I'm still lost. Frankly, you've
not been much help
to me."

The man smiled and responded, "You must be a
Republican."

"I am," replied the balloonist. "How did you
know?"

"Well," said the man, "you don't know
where you are or where you are
going. You've risen to where you are, due to a large
quantity of hot
air. You made a promise that you have no idea how to keep,
and you
expect me
to solve your problem. You're in exactly the same
position you were
in before we met, but, somehow, now it's my
fault."

ASHLEY TODD
Glitter Graphics

13 comments:

NotAnOptimist said...

Murst! Mm, fishnets!

Akubi said...

Oh Noz!
Some big black guyz from the "East Bay" raided my local sex shop and they didn't even steal a koi toy!
(When will this election end?)

wagga said...

Thinking of coming back as Charley but there may be an argument for fishy...

Ogg the Caveman said...

Woohoo! TGIFishnetF!

Sorry I've been away lately. I've been dealing with extra helpings of looser W-2 bullshit. I won't elaborate too much, but I've really soured on the place lately. I'm going to stick it out for a couple of more months to see what develops, but I'm just not a happy camper right now.

FlyingMonkeyWarrior said...

Awesome Thread and posts Akubi. You got your Avatar back!
Kewelness.


@ Ogg,

)*:

Hang in there, we have all felt your pain. What you decide to do will elevate you, of that I am certain.
FMW

NotAnOptimist said...

Hi Ogg,
Sorry to hear that the W-2 has been so looserish. Best of luck in figuring out your next steps.

Ogg the Caveman said...

Well, it hasn't been all bad by any means. I've gotten a lot out of it, and they seem to have long range plans for me. I'm just not so sure I want to be a part of those plans.

I think I'd feel more positive if I was working on a different project. The one I'm on currently has degenerated to mostly scutwork done under lots of time pressure and lots of stress. In the interests of plausible deniability I won't go into more detail. Let's just say that it's not fun lately.

Fortunately I'm in an area with plenty of jobs, and I have lots of support locally. So it's not as if I'm trapped.

Ogg the Caveman said...

I thought this brief slide show on the history of the vibrator was interesting.

Akubi said...

@Ogg,
That clearly is not the *complete history* of the vibrator. In fact, at Berkeley I spent some time researching such things in ancient Greece – as well as sex toys, prostitution, homosexuality, etc – until I moved on to late 19h century France for slightly more contemporary forms of culturally relevant "debauchery". "Hydrotherapy" has been around for a very long time. Sometimes I miss those days of researching and writing about utterly pointless historical findings. Interesting collection nonetheless.
As far as the job situation, I’ve had some similarly shitty ones I’ve left after only a year or so, but they do provide relevant experience – even if it involves knowing what you never want to do again.

@FMW,
Thanks for stopping by! I haven’t seen you here in quite some time. Unfortunately, Akubi has somehow managed to max out Blogger’s image upload limits so I’ve been posting as Tanuki AKA Lab Dog™. I’ve also been clearing out some un-posted drafts on the Akubi account.

@Wagga,
That is an utterly adorable image of Charlie. I wonder if he played with my petrified squid?

@NotAnOptimist,
What did you think of the fishnet selection over at Zillow Book? Oh, it looks like I forgot to update the link – just added it.

Edgar Alpo said...

Holy mackerel!

Akubi said...

Hi Edgar,
Mackerel is the new dollar!

In other news:
Politico and Drudge Face Backlash From Ashley Todd Story

False Casey said...

But are any of those fish Koi?

Lab Dog™ said...

@False Casey,
All fish are loosely koi-based.