Monday, April 30, 2007

The Missing Casey Kool-Aid Link

Yes, Casey's SWEET hippie van link from the earlier post is gone but not forgotten: ExUrb IAFF Missing Post


UPDATE: Although revised, the missing post reappeared. Hmm, I wonder why Casey decided to add this aside...
[Besides… it’s pretty selfish and self-centered of me to think that my wife should follow me around and do everything I do. She has her own needs and desires too and I need to consider those more than I have been in the past. She does NOT deserve to be in this financial mess. I’m blessed to have such a wonderful wife who will stick by me and support me even in spite of all this!]

Paris Hilton Autopsy Art

As SEEN on TOM

News Flash: Casey's Electric Kool-Aid Acid Test

Casey considers Tuning In Turning On and Dropping Out! Sources question whether he ever dropped in yet agree he has been drinking the proverbial Kool-Aid.

Take a moment to make your voice heared by taking this "thrilling poll" over at Foreclosure Avoiders Changed My Life.
You might also find some hot images of Stephanie J.....

Sunday, April 29, 2007

Breaking News: Foreclosure Avoiders Ruined My Life is Back and "Utterly Disgusted"


Sunday, April 29, 2007

I'm Utterly Disgusted.
Look at those
cocky S-O-Bs over at FACML... I have sent repeated faxes to their offices regarding my $39 and i'm still looking for that "missing minute" i was promised when I eagerly signed up.


I am in dire straits here looking for a patented Foreclosure Avoidance System, give them my money in good faith, what I do get in return?


Nigel Loves Casey Serin, Axe and spray-on hair products

Saturday, April 28, 2007

Foreclosure Avoiders Changed My Life: [PRWeb] Nigel Swaby announes new line of spray-on hair products

Foreclosure Avoiders Changed My Life: [PRWeb] Nigel Swaby announes new line of spray-on hair products

THE FLIP-IN & 1.2.3...FLIP!



If you like vintage kitsch particularly pulp fiction from the ‘60’s and ‘70’s, I’d recommend perusing The Groovy Age of Horror.

While I was reading the current feeds I noticed a “Swappers” category and these paperbacks in The Swinging, Swapping Sixties by Earl Kemp post.

Imagine if you will (as Rod Serling would say) a more recent form of exuberant excess, The Swinging Flipping Zeroes and replace “swap” with “flip” in these book titles...

Casey Art: Artist Unknown

DESPERATELY SEEKING ARTIST
I saved this gem a few weeks ago, but I don't recall who the artist was. If this is your work, please let us know so that you can be properly recognized.

Friday, April 27, 2007

OBJECTS IN MIRROR ARE CLOSER THAN THEY APPEAR


As recently uncovered at ExUrb, Casey's Jetta was broken into last night. This photo seems to symbolize Casey's current situation.

UPDATE: As most of us know by now, Casey later provided further details: http://www.iamfacingforeclosure.com/213/last-foreclosure-no-houses-no-money-no-stereo/
Our question for Casey Serin: Did you file a police report?

6 Degrees of Casey Serin™

Hey kids, let’s play 6 Degrees of Casey Serin™!

The rules are similar 6 Degrees of Kevin Bacon, but we want to keep it organic™, so don’t feel limited to film actors. Essentially, any actor in everyday life can be used to make a link.
Feel free to make up your own definition of an “actor in everyday life” because in CaseyLand™ we’re open to loose interpretations. In fact, we're open to just about everything.

Let’s begin with Edie "The Egg Lady" in Pink Flamingos.

UPDATE: The lucky winner gets one of my award winning kombucha mushrooms.

Wednesday, April 25, 2007

Casey Kombucha Vector Update

News Flash!
A certain Mosquito & Vector Control source in California is aware of a "jellyfishy mass the size of an SUV...
CaseySerinisGodkinda like something in The Blob” discovered in a “dirty” pool in Modesto.
Keep in mind that Casey’s new guru, Nikolay Dolgorukiy, lives in the Ukraine where kombucha is frequently consumed and referred to as kvass. It is highly unusual for kombucha to grow to the size of an SUV, so the e-noise/rumors suggest that Nikolay has given Casey Serin the ultimate mother culture and “fish-soup” is a SCOBY code word. As I continue to research Project SCOBY Doo I’m confident that Schnapps can clarify the scientific details.

UPDATE: Nikolay has not extended his invitation to Nigel and has expressed concern that his cosmic energy could clog the cleansing mechanism in the bio-energy-information chamber.

Tuesday, April 24, 2007

A Giant Kombucha in the Lab?

According to kombucha's comment:


Did you hear about the enormous komucha the Stanislaus County Mosquito and Vector agent discovered at the bottom of the pool? It was carefully removed and analyzed in a lab before the fish were added. I bet that kombucha was related to that sun worshipping guru and Casey was more pissed about his missing spiritual mushroom than anything else.


I am currently following up on the kombucha situation and will later reveal what is uncovered...

Casey Gets Testes

Rumor has it that Casey Serin was in fact brewing Nikolay Dolgorukiy's legendary “cosmic” energy broth in the spa at the Modesto property. As one can see in this photo, Casey’s adoption of Nikolay's sun gazing practice has left his complexion ruddier than usual.


Soon Casey shall completely replace Starbucks lattes with sunlight and wheatgrass shots with home-brewed vegetable broth. Thanks to the larvae eating fish donated by Modesto's vector control, Casey has been enjoying Nikolay’s cosmic “fish-soup.” (Only a select few are given the secret recipe.) To assist in Casey's dietary and spiritual transformation, Dolgorukiy has offered the "7-hedral pyramid" on the left "built on Sunny-street of Zaporozhye" far from the temptations of Jamba Juice, Starbucks and Macaroni Grille. There has been some debate over whether it would be wise to include Galina in Casey’s new spiritual journey. Nikolay opposes the idea, but Casey wants it "more organic".
Once he checks into Pyramid #7, Casey plans to relax and unwind in the "bio-energy-information chamber" where "there is a clearing, a rejuvenation of an organism, a smoothing of the energy field of a human."

More from Casey's new spiritual advisor:

- It doesn’t prevent me. I plant the fruit trees along waste water here. I carry people kindness, love, display mercy and compassion here. It is a beauty of my life!

It doesn’t matter where a human lives. It`s important that what is going out from him in the space. I love this waste water where I have learned to swim in a childhood.

I want to people learned to think brightly, then a lot of problems will go away from their lifes.

An organism of a human is unique and nobody knows his latent possibilities before he testes them.

More Art and Wisdom from the Mysterious M. Singh

AS SEEN ON ExUrb!

At 6:38 AM, M. SINGH said...
GENTLEMEN,

Mr. SERIN seems to have quite a dilemma. I am quite sure he would like to write about his visit to Modesto. However, Mr. RATLAB did an excellent job of doing that for him. Also, do keep in mind Mr. SERIN's latest contribution of photographs have only served to spawn the highly creative series of "what Casey can't do."

Rather than contribute directly to that series, I instead proffer a photograph of what Mr. SERIN will be doing assuming certain parties are successful in their endeavors.

I remain,

M. SINGH

Monday, April 23, 2007

Google Ad Juxtaposition: What Casey Means To Say...



http://whatcaseymeans.blogspot.com/2007/04/tcwnd-2nd-in-series-casey-serin-is-no.html

M. SINGH Uncovers Casey's Church of the SubPrime™

M. SINGH reveals Casey's esoteric practices and recruitment efforts!


At 8:08 AM, M. SINGH said...

GENTLEMEN,

With Mr. SERIN's last foreclosure auction scheduled for this Friday, and the sudden drop in Mr. SWABY's business -- as well as the creation of a bizarre blog targeting Robert COTÉ-- it seems that the two have partnered in a new business venture.

You may have heard of the Church of the SubGenius[tm]. Messrs. SERIN and SWABY have created the Church of the SubPrime[tm]. Not only does this provide a vehicle of "sweet" 501(c)(3) tax-exemption benefits, it also gives them an even bigger opportunity to court media attention. No longer will they be relegated to late night telecasts or basic cable!

They are recruiting new members from newspaper ads and signs strategically placed on telephone poles exhorting: "Own this home with no banks! G-d hates banks!" Its misogynistic scriptures preach the evil of tinfoil clothing on females, and advocate a return to "traditional duties" for women -- such as cabinet assembly, pool cleaning, lawn-mowing, and basic wage earning.

The first thing they plan to do is picket foreclosure auctions, such as the one this Friday. Also, in a bold move, they are also planning on picketing the funerals of Wells Fargo and RE/MAX employees.

You can see a still image of their recent efforts here.

I remain,

M. SINGH

Sunday, April 22, 2007

News update: Taraxacum Officiale Galinalis

Thanks to Schnapps' classification efforts we now have

Casey Research: Ratlab


Ratlab has been busy documenting the Casey Serin phenomenon. His findings can be found in the following locations:

Random Find of the Day: Sandwich Art



More sandwich art can be found here http://www.amsterdamn.org/2007/04/22/internet/the-coolest-pictures-of-sandwiches-that-you-will-see-today-pics/. Doesn't the sandwich with the salami hat look a bit like Nigel?
While this one may not be the most creative, it looks like the tastiest in the series...

New Blogs of Note: What Casey Means To Say...




I wish I had an Olympic Pin has created this exciting new blog with a cutting-edge bikini season suggestion.

Casey Art: cremeofsomyunguy

AS SEEN ON ExUrb!


Saturday, April 21, 2007

Completed Unexpurgated Archive




Thanks to Flailing Forward, we now have the remaining Something's Gotta Give entries archived for posterity.







478. KathleenApril 21st, 2007 at 6:18 pm Fellow readers: Is Casey’s continued absence due to his still in Modesto working on the pool? Did he have an accident? I am starting to worry.I hope he took his cell phone so if he is injured he can call for help.See Casey: we do worry about you.Please do your work and hurry home so you can fill us in on your busy day.




479. Casey SerinApril 21st, 2007 at 6:18 pm Just got back from Modesto and looked over the instant comments that came in today. I have no words for this. I thought I can trust you guys to keep this place reasonable. I guess not. Too many accounts too ban. Too many vulgar comments to delete. Too much time spent on negative people. I’ve had enough of this crap for now … and maybe for good.

Interesting find of the day: Tatoo Art

http://www.tattoosinc.org/2007/04/21/vagina-tattoos-on-humans-censored-body-parts/

New Blogs of Note: Foreclosure Avoiders Ruined My Life


New Blogs of Note: Foreclosure Avoiders Changed My Life


Friday, April 20, 2007

Casey Art: Casey Serin

A Byron-esque, philosophical/poetic pose (with an extra dose of organic hair wax) from our favorite American Idle:


April 20th, 2007 at 4:09 pm
Time for my daily nap… actually i’m a bit late… I like to start at 2-3PM and go for 30-45 minutes. I started the early riser / napping schedule on Monday because i’m more effective that way. Wake up at 6am, exersize, juice, shower and be ready to work at 8am. The nap gives me a shot of energy and keeps me going till midnight. This way I can wakeup early every morning to start my work day and still have energy to work late into the night or for late night meetings, etc… I did this kind of schedule for about 2 years when I first moved out on my own and before I got married. Then because I’ve had a W2 job shortly after I got married for about a year and a half (Pride Industries) I stopped the schedule. Now I’m finally getting back into it because its so productive. The hardest thing is to keep the naps consistent.
As for getting the job…. man, that must be the #1 advice I get. Maybe there is something to it. I know I need stable income. However, I’ve been trying to do it by working for myself. Problem is none of my ventures are strong enough or stable enough to be very good replacements for W2… yet.
So as the name of this post implies I’m at a critical point right now… I must adjust my course because I can’t continue just floating by.
It will have to either be a job or a FOCUSED effort towards one of my ventures. The thing is that I have enough stuff cooking that any one of those things can be enough for me to get by once it kicks in. But it hasn’t been kicking it fast enough partially because its a process and also part of it because of my lack of focus.
So if I want to avoid getting a W2 job (not that there is anything wrong with that), I must FOCUS and make some important changes in my schedule/routine.
This blog is on the chopping block right now… I’m seriously considering stopping this whole thing. It has brought me tons of great opportunities and contacts but its also a big distraction. I must either stop the blog, sell it or find a way to keep the time spent at bay.
Perhaps I need to put systems in place and people in place to help me manage this thing. So that I can keep my voice going but not take a lot of time.
I HAVE to start devoting the majority of my day on high income producing activities. The blog is more of a long term strategy and is not making me any income (yet). So I can’t continue treating my blog as a full time job. Yes I will admit that I spend a lot of time on this blog between the comments to writing posts to thinking about it. It’s taking a lot of my energy.
So I need to get rid of this thing or find a way to make it very efficient and streamlined.
Perhaps I can simply record an audio message at the end of each on what I did and have somebody transcribe it or something. And tell you EVERYTHING to cut down on speculation.
See I understand that if I only tell a partial story that actually feeds the notion that i’m lazy or whatever. There is a lot more going on and if I was to talk about it perhaps people will have more sympathy.
On the other hand I have been suffering from a lack of productive progress. I’ve been “working” but it seems like I’m spinning wheels. Since there is no monetary progress you guys think I don’t do anything.
So I need to be more transparent if I continue to blog. This way there will be less speculation. I haven’t been very transparent partially because some people and companies and transactions need to stay private. But maybe I can be more straightforward and give people the general idea without giving out all the specifics. This way at least you know WHAT i do all day.
But then I’m back to my question, why even continue blogging if it seems to distract me so much? As much as I want to share my story, I would rather have money and stability. Can I do both? Maybe.
If I have to choose between this blog and getting out of my mess it’s obvous which is the right choice.
I know, I know, i’m rabling. Before my nap I just wanted to do a quick “brain dump” of what’s on my mind. I probably seem very emotional and wish-washy too. Well I’m not that emotional but I DO tent to be whimsical, until the Rational part of my personality kicks in. It’s starting to kick in.
If what I wrote above doesn’t make any sense, then excuse it as my once in a while rant when I feel down. Me feeling down is quite rare by the way. I’m usually a pretty happy-go-lucky-its-all-good guy. That’s the only way to live life. Negativity will not get you anywhere.
My problem is maybe having a little too much ITSALLGOODness. sometimes its NOT all good.
So I have to make it good. Enough talk. Time for action. I know you don’t believe it. But you will believe it when you see it.
[By the way, excuse the spelling mistakes, i’m on my wife’ laptop and she doesn’t have Google toolbar installed which does my spell-checking for me. My laptop is starting to die on me.]


True, Casey, sometimes it is definitely not all good; however, those of us who have been watching your train wreck for far too long have some difficulty believing you given the ongoing games and/or performance art and/or general insanity we've been witnessing since last year. Tomorrow, we'll probably wake up to find you're planning to buy a small country in Africa where you will build hotels and create a Casey Land resort with no money down and the assistance of your phantom business partners. If you are not a conman, I would like to suggest that you see a psychiatrist ASAP.

Casey Art: Casey Fannnnn

At 8:49 PM, Casey Fannnnn said...
Whoa! Leave the PC to watch SOPRANOS (Hi Tony) and a few other things, and I miss tons of real-time drama.The weekend parting shot:NIGEL IS MISTER CLEAN!Any and all Casey Fannnnnnnn contributions to the Casey web-mythos are released into the wilds of the public domain to be used forever for free, amen, the end, etc. Even Casey himself is welcome to "monetize" them.


PLUMBING THE DEPTHS of CASEY'S FUTURE DEJECTION


Speaking of soundtracks, Casey Fannnnn's CALL-IN CASEY epitomizes the bizarre Serin phenomenon: http://www.asspiston.com/caseydancemix.mp3

Interesting find of the day: ALIEN HISTORY UFO ART


HISTORY OF ALIEN UFO ON EARTH. ARTIFACTS FROM AROUND THE WORLD. SOME OVER 6000 YEARS OLD. IS IT A MESSAGE? IS IT A SIGN?

The above description reminds me of reading the label on the peppermint Dr. Bronner's soap in the shower, but I like the soundtrack and some of the art.

Note: this was found via http://themetaphysicaljournal.blogspot.com/2007/04/alien-history-ufo-art.html

Thursday, April 19, 2007

Tanuki Navigates Another Green Pool

Still cleaner than Casey's

Dog Art: myguerilla's photo 5

Casey Art: M. SINGH

In the Doodie! thread on ExUrb M. Singh posted the intriguing work (murse carrying Loch Ness dog in pool?) above with the following comment:

GENTLEMEN,

Mr. SERIN claims that the unflattering
satellite photo of his pool was taken before he owned the property.This evening,
a colleague of mine arrived at the Modesto home and forwarded me a picture.You
may view it here. And yes, mosquitoes should be the least of his worries.I
remain,M. SINGH

UPDATE: M. SINGH provided some additional commentary later in the evening:

GENTLEMEN,

Thank you for your comments. I was inspired by a response Mr. SERIN received that warned ducks and Nessie will be living there.You may have seen the movie "Amazon Women on the Moon" -- which featured a segment purporting that Nessie and Jack the Ripper were the same individual. Here is a still from the movie, featuring interaction between the monster -- who is wearing period costume -- and one of his victims. All I needed to do was to add the feminine satchel, and the picture was ready for public consumption.Although the Loch Ness Monster is a fixture of public consciousness, there are very few good renderings of it -- only blurry photographs. As you are aware, people mistook benign objects in the lake as the monster. In a delicious twist of irony, it appears people would mistake the Loch Ness monster for something else.No matter what, with yet another gaffe to his detriment, no one will mistake Mr. SERIN for a successful real estate investor.

I remain,

M. SINGH

Can a killer's literary efforts tell us anything about his motives?

Interesting thread on Guardian Unlimited's book blog...
We cannot blame literary influences for disturbed people like Cho Seung-Hui committing violent acts - even Shakespeare's writing was full of rage ...

Tanuki


Unlike Casey Serin Tanuki swims in a mosquito-free pool

Unlike Casey Serin Tanuki swims in a clean West Nile Virus-free pool


Tanuki is feeling left out and has requested a post of his own...

Casey Art: A Fallow Flipper



Wednesday, April 18, 2007

Casey Art: Klaw Hamner





In the Friday, February 09, 2007 “Post Du Jour” edition of Exurban Nation, Klaw Hamner posted this intriguing series with the following comment:
Here are pictures of Casey. Use them in your own anti-Casey web site or promotional items AT NO CHARGE.