Monday, April 30, 2007
The Missing Casey Kool-Aid Link
UPDATE: Although revised, the missing post reappeared. Hmm, I wonder why Casey decided to add this aside...
[Besides… it’s pretty selfish and self-centered of me to think that my wife should follow me around and do everything I do. She has her own needs and desires too and I need to consider those more than I have been in the past. She does NOT deserve to be in this financial mess. I’m blessed to have such a wonderful wife who will stick by me and support me even in spite of all this!]
News Flash: Casey's Electric Kool-Aid Acid Test
Take a moment to make your voice heared by taking this "thrilling poll" over at Foreclosure Avoiders Changed My Life.
Sunday, April 29, 2007
Breaking News: Foreclosure Avoiders Ruined My Life is Back and "Utterly Disgusted"
I'm Utterly Disgusted.
Look at those cocky S-O-Bs over at FACML... I have sent repeated faxes to their offices regarding my $39 and i'm still looking for that "missing minute" i was promised when I eagerly signed up.
Saturday, April 28, 2007
THE FLIP-IN & 1.2.3...FLIP!
If you like vintage kitsch particularly pulp fiction from the ‘60’s and ‘70’s, I’d recommend perusing The Groovy Age of Horror.
While I was reading the current feeds I noticed a “Swappers” category and these paperbacks in The Swinging, Swapping Sixties by Earl Kemp post.
Imagine if you will (as Rod Serling would say) a more recent form of exuberant excess, The Swinging Flipping Zeroes and replace “swap” with “flip” in these book titles...
Casey Art: Artist Unknown
Friday, April 27, 2007
OBJECTS IN MIRROR ARE CLOSER THAN THEY APPEAR
As recently uncovered at ExUrb, Casey's Jetta was broken into last night. This photo seems to symbolize Casey's current situation.
UPDATE: As most of us know by now, Casey later provided further details: http://www.iamfacingforeclosure.com/213/last-foreclosure-no-houses-no-money-no-stereo/
Our question for Casey Serin: Did you file a police report?
6 Degrees of Casey Serin™
The rules are similar 6 Degrees of Kevin Bacon, but we want to keep it organic™, so don’t feel limited to film actors. Essentially, any actor in everyday life can be used to make a link.
Feel free to make up your own definition of an “actor in everyday life” because in CaseyLand™ we’re open to loose interpretations. In fact, we're open to just about everything.
Let’s begin with Edie "The Egg Lady" in Pink Flamingos.
UPDATE: The lucky winner gets one of my award winning kombucha mushrooms.
Thursday, April 26, 2007
Foreclosure Avoiders Changed My Life: Award-winning koi enthusiast smeared! We are outraged.
Thought of the Day: Create Your Own Casey Blog
KEEP IT ORGANIC™!
HAVE FUN!
Create your own SWEET™ Casey Serin blog.
If Casey chooses to remain reticent, YOU can still keep the IAFF party going!
Wednesday, April 25, 2007
Casey Kombucha Vector Update
A certain Mosquito & Vector Control source in California is aware of a "jellyfishy mass the size of an SUV...
kinda like something in The Blob” discovered in a “dirty” pool in Modesto.
Keep in mind that Casey’s new guru, Nikolay Dolgorukiy, lives in the Ukraine where kombucha is frequently consumed and referred to as kvass. It is highly unusual for kombucha to grow to the size of an SUV, so the e-noise/rumors suggest that Nikolay has given Casey Serin the ultimate mother culture and “fish-soup” is a SCOBY code word. As I continue to research Project SCOBY Doo I’m confident that Schnapps can clarify the scientific details.
UPDATE: Nikolay has not extended his invitation to Nigel and has expressed concern that his cosmic energy could clog the cleansing mechanism in the bio-energy-information chamber.
Tuesday, April 24, 2007
A Giant Kombucha in the Lab?
Did you hear about the enormous komucha the Stanislaus County Mosquito and Vector agent discovered at the bottom of the pool? It was carefully removed and analyzed in a lab before the fish were added. I bet that kombucha was related to that sun worshipping guru and Casey was more pissed about his missing spiritual mushroom than anything else.
I am currently following up on the kombucha situation and will later reveal what is uncovered...
Casey Gets Testes
Soon Casey shall completely replace Starbucks lattes with sunlight and wheatgrass shots with home-brewed vegetable broth. Thanks to the larvae eating fish donated by Modesto's vector control, Casey has been enjoying Nikolay’s cosmic “fish-soup.” (Only a select few are given the secret recipe.) To assist in Casey's dietary and spiritual transformation, Dolgorukiy has offered the "7-hedral pyramid" on the left "built on Sunny-street of Zaporozhye" far from the temptations of Jamba Juice, Starbucks and Macaroni Grille. There has been some debate over whether it would be wise to include Galina in Casey’s new spiritual journey. Nikolay opposes the idea, but Casey wants it "more organic".
More from Casey's new spiritual advisor:
- It doesn’t prevent me. I plant the fruit trees along waste water here. I carry people kindness, love, display mercy and compassion here. It is a beauty of my life!
It doesn’t matter where a human lives. It`s important that what is going out from him in the space. I love this waste water where I have learned to swim in a childhood.
I want to people learned to think brightly, then a lot of problems will go away from their lifes.
An organism of a human is unique and nobody knows his latent possibilities before he testes them.
More Art and Wisdom from the Mysterious M. Singh
At 6:38 AM, M. SINGH said...
GENTLEMEN,
Mr. SERIN seems to have quite a dilemma. I am quite sure he would like to write about his visit to Modesto. However, Mr. RATLAB did an excellent job of doing that for him. Also, do keep in mind Mr. SERIN's latest contribution of photographs have only served to spawn the highly creative series of "what Casey can't do."
Rather than contribute directly to that series, I instead proffer a photograph of what Mr. SERIN will be doing assuming certain parties are successful in their endeavors.
I remain,
M. SINGH
Monday, April 23, 2007
M. SINGH Uncovers Casey's Church of the SubPrime™
GENTLEMEN,
With Mr. SERIN's last foreclosure auction scheduled for this Friday, and the sudden drop in Mr. SWABY's business -- as well as the creation of a bizarre blog targeting Robert COTÉ-- it seems that the two have partnered in a new business venture.
You may have heard of the Church of the SubGenius[tm]. Messrs. SERIN and SWABY have created the Church of the SubPrime[tm]. Not only does this provide a vehicle of "sweet" 501(c)(3) tax-exemption benefits, it also gives them an even bigger opportunity to court media attention. No longer will they be relegated to late night telecasts or basic cable!
They are recruiting new members from newspaper ads and signs strategically placed on telephone poles exhorting: "Own this home with no banks! G-d hates banks!" Its misogynistic scriptures preach the evil of tinfoil clothing on females, and advocate a return to "traditional duties" for women -- such as cabinet assembly, pool cleaning, lawn-mowing, and basic wage earning.
The first thing they plan to do is picket foreclosure auctions, such as the one this Friday. Also, in a bold move, they are also planning on picketing the funerals of Wells Fargo and RE/MAX employees.
You can see a still image of their recent efforts here.
I remain,
M. SINGH
Sunday, April 22, 2007
News update: Taraxacum Officiale Galinalis
Casey Research: Ratlab
Random Find of the Day: Sandwich Art
New Blogs of Note: What Casey Means To Say...
Saturday, April 21, 2007
Completed Unexpurgated Archive
478. KathleenApril 21st, 2007 at 6:18 pm Fellow readers: Is Casey’s continued absence due to his still in Modesto working on the pool? Did he have an accident? I am starting to worry.I hope he took his cell phone so if he is injured he can call for help.See Casey: we do worry about you.Please do your work and hurry home so you can fill us in on your busy day.
Friday, April 20, 2007
Casey Art: Casey Serin
Time for my daily nap… actually i’m a bit late… I like to start at 2-3PM and go for 30-45 minutes. I started the early riser / napping schedule on Monday because i’m more effective that way. Wake up at 6am, exersize, juice, shower and be ready to work at 8am. The nap gives me a shot of energy and keeps me going till midnight. This way I can wakeup early every morning to start my work day and still have energy to work late into the night or for late night meetings, etc… I did this kind of schedule for about 2 years when I first moved out on my own and before I got married. Then because I’ve had a W2 job shortly after I got married for about a year and a half (Pride Industries) I stopped the schedule. Now I’m finally getting back into it because its so productive. The hardest thing is to keep the naps consistent.
As for getting the job…. man, that must be the #1 advice I get. Maybe there is something to it. I know I need stable income. However, I’ve been trying to do it by working for myself. Problem is none of my ventures are strong enough or stable enough to be very good replacements for W2… yet.
So as the name of this post implies I’m at a critical point right now… I must adjust my course because I can’t continue just floating by.
It will have to either be a job or a FOCUSED effort towards one of my ventures. The thing is that I have enough stuff cooking that any one of those things can be enough for me to get by once it kicks in. But it hasn’t been kicking it fast enough partially because its a process and also part of it because of my lack of focus.
So if I want to avoid getting a W2 job (not that there is anything wrong with that), I must FOCUS and make some important changes in my schedule/routine.
This blog is on the chopping block right now… I’m seriously considering stopping this whole thing. It has brought me tons of great opportunities and contacts but its also a big distraction. I must either stop the blog, sell it or find a way to keep the time spent at bay.
Perhaps I need to put systems in place and people in place to help me manage this thing. So that I can keep my voice going but not take a lot of time.
I HAVE to start devoting the majority of my day on high income producing activities. The blog is more of a long term strategy and is not making me any income (yet). So I can’t continue treating my blog as a full time job. Yes I will admit that I spend a lot of time on this blog between the comments to writing posts to thinking about it. It’s taking a lot of my energy.
So I need to get rid of this thing or find a way to make it very efficient and streamlined.
Perhaps I can simply record an audio message at the end of each on what I did and have somebody transcribe it or something. And tell you EVERYTHING to cut down on speculation.
See I understand that if I only tell a partial story that actually feeds the notion that i’m lazy or whatever. There is a lot more going on and if I was to talk about it perhaps people will have more sympathy.
On the other hand I have been suffering from a lack of productive progress. I’ve been “working” but it seems like I’m spinning wheels. Since there is no monetary progress you guys think I don’t do anything.
So I need to be more transparent if I continue to blog. This way there will be less speculation. I haven’t been very transparent partially because some people and companies and transactions need to stay private. But maybe I can be more straightforward and give people the general idea without giving out all the specifics. This way at least you know WHAT i do all day.
But then I’m back to my question, why even continue blogging if it seems to distract me so much? As much as I want to share my story, I would rather have money and stability. Can I do both? Maybe.
If I have to choose between this blog and getting out of my mess it’s obvous which is the right choice.
I know, I know, i’m rabling. Before my nap I just wanted to do a quick “brain dump” of what’s on my mind. I probably seem very emotional and wish-washy too. Well I’m not that emotional but I DO tent to be whimsical, until the Rational part of my personality kicks in. It’s starting to kick in.
If what I wrote above doesn’t make any sense, then excuse it as my once in a while rant when I feel down. Me feeling down is quite rare by the way. I’m usually a pretty happy-go-lucky-its-all-good guy. That’s the only way to live life. Negativity will not get you anywhere.
My problem is maybe having a little too much ITSALLGOODness. sometimes its NOT all good.
So I have to make it good. Enough talk. Time for action. I know you don’t believe it. But you will believe it when you see it.
[By the way, excuse the spelling mistakes, i’m on my wife’ laptop and she doesn’t have Google toolbar installed which does my spell-checking for me. My laptop is starting to die on me.]
Casey Art: Casey Fannnnn
Whoa! Leave the PC to watch SOPRANOS (Hi Tony) and a few other things, and I miss tons of real-time drama.The weekend parting shot:NIGEL IS MISTER CLEAN!Any and all Casey Fannnnnnnn contributions to the Casey web-mythos are released into the wilds of the public domain to be used forever for free, amen, the end, etc. Even Casey himself is welcome to "monetize" them.
Speaking of soundtracks, Casey Fannnnn's CALL-IN CASEY epitomizes the bizarre Serin phenomenon: http://www.asspiston.com/caseydancemix.mp3
Interesting find of the day: ALIEN HISTORY UFO ART
HISTORY OF ALIEN UFO ON EARTH. ARTIFACTS FROM AROUND THE WORLD. SOME OVER 6000 YEARS OLD. IS IT A MESSAGE? IS IT A SIGN?
The above description reminds me of reading the label on the peppermint Dr. Bronner's soap in the shower, but I like the soundtrack and some of the art.
Note: this was found via http://themetaphysicaljournal.blogspot.com/2007/04/alien-history-ufo-art.html
Thursday, April 19, 2007
Casey Art: M. SINGH
UPDATE: M. SINGH provided some additional commentary later in the evening:GENTLEMEN,
Mr. SERIN claims that the unflattering
satellite photo of his pool was taken before he owned the property.This evening,
a colleague of mine arrived at the Modesto home and forwarded me a picture.You
may view it here. And yes, mosquitoes should be the least of his worries.I
remain,M. SINGH
GENTLEMEN,
Thank you for your comments. I was inspired by a response Mr. SERIN received that warned ducks and Nessie will be living there.You may have seen the movie "Amazon Women on the Moon" -- which featured a segment purporting that Nessie and Jack the Ripper were the same individual. Here is a still from the movie, featuring interaction between the monster -- who is wearing period costume -- and one of his victims. All I needed to do was to add the feminine satchel, and the picture was ready for public consumption.Although the Loch Ness Monster is a fixture of public consciousness, there are very few good renderings of it -- only blurry photographs. As you are aware, people mistook benign objects in the lake as the monster. In a delicious twist of irony, it appears people would mistake the Loch Ness monster for something else.No matter what, with yet another gaffe to his detriment, no one will mistake Mr. SERIN for a successful real estate investor.
I remain,
Can a killer's literary efforts tell us anything about his motives?
We cannot blame literary influences for disturbed people like Cho Seung-Hui committing violent acts - even Shakespeare's writing was full of rage ...
Casey Art: A Fallow Flipper
Wednesday, April 18, 2007
Casey Art: Klaw Hamner
In the Friday, February 09, 2007 “Post Du Jour” edition of Exurban Nation, Klaw Hamner posted this intriguing series with the following comment:
Here are pictures of Casey. Use them in your own anti-Casey web site or promotional items AT NO CHARGE.