It really is time for a change...unfortunately, this election is not about change

Hat tip to Mitchell for this find:
Note banner at top right and first sentence under "Why Sarah Palin for Vice President".

Hat tip to Ogg for this find:

BREAKING NEWS UPDATE!
We have found the Official image resource of the GOP jerk-off party:

BREAKING NEWS UPDATE #2:
While Lawnmower Man hasn't contributed anything to Caseypedia since November 22, 2007, he took it upon himself to revert my Mean Girls 2.0 addition to the CHC article rather quickly.
I like Caseypedia a hell of a lot more than CHC, so let's keep it accurate folks.

Happy Fishnet Friday with Tea and Cards!

Let's Play Poker . IV by ~sakigoth

Thank God it is Fishnet Friday! And a 3-day weekend too. Woohoo!

The Tea Fantasy III by ~sakigoth

BREAKING NEWS UPDATE!
The Money Shot blog (NSFW) guy has created a sweeeet new (somewhat NSFW) blog:
VPILF Sarah Palin

The Tea Fantasy II by ~sakigoth
The Tea Fantasy I by ~sakigoth

Let's Play Poker . II by ~sakigoth

In other news, I've been enjoying PukeyPuke's Casey raps like the latest one:

26 PukeyPuke on August 29, 2008 said:

Look ma it’s Casey on the teevee
What’s he doing what does he see?
Writing a book without much substance
Does this qualify towards his allowance?
Mommy mommy I don’t understand
Why this Casey thinks he is somekind of brand
He ain’t no coke and he ain’t no apple
Why is so hard for him to grapple
It don’t make sense why he’s not working hard
Now all of a sudden he’s some kind of bard
Writing a book nobody will buy
It’s getting too much makes haterz wanna sigh

Mommy mommy who is this Casey
When I grow up will I be that spacey?
Casey says you are brainwashing me
Mommy mommy hear my plea
Can I be like Casey living with glee
Doing nothing and getting some scratch
Even let me grow one of those soul patch

Sonny boy you won’t make much money
Look very closely and you’ll see something funny
He’s wearing a shirt begging for donations
He’s calling it sponsorship I call it aberration
You will never get by in life being lazy
Can’t you see he’s certifiably crazy?
Pretending to be in business is not so smart
Pretty soon he’ll be pushing a cart
Homeless and lonely and begging for change
It’s pretty damn sad it’s pretty damn strange
He can’t see it he’s very deluded
A ustream video and an e-book included
You will never succeed following that example
Wait right here I’ll get you a sample
Disney and Ford and even Donald Trump
They work real hard they were never a chump
Well maybe the Donald but he had what it took
To succeed in life with a vision and hard work
Casey you see will never get the clues
He’s to busy selling this businessman ruse
Never grow up to be like him
If you do I will you’ll need to learn to swim
The waters are filled with piranhas and sharks
They’ll leave you bloodied and feeling around in the dark
These gurus and seminars will take your mind
Warp it, bend it leave you in a bind
You won’t ever think for yourself
Put common sense and reason on the shelf
That ain’t no way for any son of mine to live
But it’s up to you to you so I hope you forgive
I don’t ever want this to come to be
So please please don’t be like Casey


Fetish . Chinese by ~sakigoth

Best in Show Ferret Version

I've been watching this extraordinarly disturbing and insane program on PBS.

Koi Geishas

Koi Dreams by *colorblindme

GEISHA WITH KOI CARP by *Zoe-Lacchei

tamashii no kagami by *SasoriSama

Tamashii no kagami inspiration:
geisha tattoo by *asuss06

Speaking of Koi, WTF happened to Casey after the KoiCast last night?

EDUs KOI by *deffectx

koi fish tattoo part 2 by *ladysnowbloodz

geisha con pez koi by ~artkaloide

BREAKING NEWS UPDATE!
Sweet WALNUTS video via The Money Shot guy:

Everyone will be Anonymous for 15 minutes (in the Future)

Books, Websites, and Forums about the Anonymous Street Artist Banksy: Part Seven in an Eight-Part Banksy Series

For Edgar:




Mick strikes me as a wannabe Jimi in the above video.

I like the shocked expressions in the audience when Jimi burns and bashes his guitar. Quaint that people were so easily disturbed back then.

Check out the pink fishnets in the video above.

#1 Favorite Version of Sympathy for Devil previously posted somewhere here or there.

Koi and Such

Swishy fish by ~lunalarosa

Swimming with the Fishes

make three wishes by ~SuzyTheButcher

veil by ~SuzyTheButcher

alice and caterpiller teapot by ~cannibol

Hey Kidz,
Don't forget to submit your 10 Reasons Why Casey Serin Sucks entries!

Linus by `achfoo

Supporterz

BREAKING NEWS UPDATE!
I'm seeking entries for 10 Reasons Why Casey Serin Sucks.
If your entry happens to win, your blog or personal agenda will be linked into my vast empire of fishnet blogs.
Woohoo! Win-win!

I think this kid is way cooler than KC, but they have a similar look.

Broadcasting Live with Ustream.TV

Happy Fishnet Friday with Sushi!

...One evening at a sushi restaurant, Ms. Stoeckle recalled asking her father, “Could you bar code sushi?”
Dr. Stoeckle replied, “Yeah, I think you could — and if you did that, I think you’d be the first ones.”
Ms. Stoeckle, who is now 19, was intrigued. She enlisted Ms. Strauss, who is now 18.
Their field technique was simple, Ms. Stoeckle said. “We ate a lot of sushi.”
Or, as Dr. Stoeckle put it, “It involved shopping and eating, in which they were already fluent.”
They hit 4 restaurants and 10 grocery stores in Manhattan. Once the samples were home, whether in doggie bags or shopping bags, they cut away a small piece and preserved it in alcohol. They sent those off to the University of Guelph in Ontario, where the Barcode of Life Database project began. A graduate student there, Eugene Wong, works on the Fish Barcode of Life (dubbed, inevitably, Fish-BOL) and agreed to do the genetic analysis. He compared the teenagers’ samples with the global library of 30,562 bar codes representing nearly 5,500 fish species. (Commercial labs will also perform the analysis for a fee.)
Three hundred dollars’ worth of meals later, the young researchers had their data back from Guelph: 2 of the 4 restaurants and 6 of the 10 grocery stores had sold mislabeled fish.
Excerpted from Fish Tale Has DNA Hook: Students Find Bad Labels
sushi by *lolita-art

Takara’s 2002 Kisara Calendar Girl & Jason Wu’s 2005 Monsieur Z Fly Girl in fishnets.

Happy Fishnet Friday!

Like in tentacle porn

sushi by ~orangepigeon

Added fishy bonus: 19 terrifying incidents involving fish

In other news, I found some sweet pants for Casey:

They only come in women's sizes, but I doubt that should be a problem for him.

Pink Octopus Rides Large Koi, Christ Carwash Babes and Crazy Casey Serin

Silly crap like this helps me get my mind off of poor Colin, the whale calf who lost his mother and his life.



In case you missed it in the comments section, this Chinese Christ carwash calendar is pretty bizarre:
Mitchell said...
Strangeness alert: the People's Daily (China) serializes a car wash calendar issued by "Christ Wash Systems". Funny to see "the organ of the Central Committee of the Communist Party of China" (Wikipedia) featuring this stuff, but I guess it's been forty years since the Cultural Revolution...
August 20, 2008 9:19 PM


Casey Serin has officially lost his mind if he thinks anyone other than MOCHA or Monica wants to see him in bed.

Breaking Economic News for Financially Savvy Folks like KC: BJ Prices Increase While Competition is Brutal!

BJ prices are obscene. Oh no!!!!
More here as well as funny comments.

Tentacles and Cereal Skulls

Gene Guynn "Catching Bullets" via SFWeekly
Land of a Million Cereals set via PCL LinkDump

In other news, 6 Degrees of Casey Serin is getting way more traffic than True Casey today.
As posted on Zillowed, I thought this Sigur Rós concert video was pretty groovy:

Way cooler version:


Is this video not weird? A bunch of retarded angels...WTF?

10 reasons why pink floyd sucks

Koi Deprogrammer™

koi by ~angeloluha

BREAKING NEWS UPDATE!



As I mentioned earlier in the comments, I somehow managed to grind away 3 existing fillings and my new dentist (old one retired) suggested a Kois Deprogrammer. I like the sound of it, but can’t make much sense out of the various details I've found on the internets, i.e.:

Q: “Kois” deprogrammer has recently gained
popularity among US dentists, how do you compare
it to the NTI-TSS?
A: The “Kois” is useful for chairside deprogramming and
dynamic occlusal equilibration. An NTI is best used
to control nocturnal parafunction and also makes the
chairside use of the “Kois” (or other deprogrammers)
more predictable

WTF does that mean?
Does anyone else have TMJ and/or know anything about the Kois Deprogrammer? I'm sure it probably costs a fortune and isn't covered by my insurance.

Cars Suck

UNRELATED VIDEO UPDATE due to the currently broken link below (had to have something here):


Interpol - Untitled The Remix via Noolmusic.com

Tentacled Tattoo

CJ’s a huge H.P. Lovecraft* fan, so he got together with Mike Tidwell of Obscurities, Dallas and together they came up with this masterpiece.

Other thoughts: Why is it that real estate agents can't spell? A listing in my inbox included the following description:
Description: Romantic cottage for all ages! Smallest jewell on the tierra! Perfect for downsizers, first timers, condo alternative, investment, fixer client etc. Bid opening Sept 16. Call LO for bid package. As Is sale.Court confirmation required

BREAKING NEWS UPDATE!
Charlie the Unicorn via the (NSFW, but the video is) Money Shot blog:

Sherman H. McCoy pretty much sums it up with the following statement: It's not porn, it's just a trip...

Gummy Bears, Unicorns and crappy music:

Happy Fishnet Friday (Red version)!

Little Lance Thanks his Supporterz

Latest updates from FOAS:
UPDATE 8/14/08 at 1:45pm: We sent Little Lance to go for surgery today! His MRI results showed that he has severe spinal chord compression. The surgeons will be going in and shaving off a portion of his vertebrae to relieve this pressure. The MRI showed that the pressure is causing him to be fecally incontinent; we hope that with the surgery this will be resolved. They will also be going into stabalize his pelvic fracture with a plate, neuter him and fix his swollen eye. He should be returning to the Shelter tomorrow afternoon.
UPDATE 8/14/08 at 12:00pm: East Bay SPCA has contributed $5000 to the reward fund for a total of $10000 for any information leading to the arrest and conviction of the person/person(s) responsible for killing and injuring the two dogs.


I think he looks particularly sweet in this video where he's not stuck in a doggy cube.

BREAKING NEWS UPDATE!

Julia Child is Aware of All Internet Traditionz


If she is, where's the groovy lobster episode?

Little Lance Begathon

I can't get this poor little guy out of my mind this evening. I wish I could foster him, but my little monsters wouldn't help his rehab.
If you have a dollar or two to send his way, you can do it here.
Excerpt on the story:
On Friday night, August 1, Oakland police responded to a call of two injured dogs on the side of the road. When they arrived, one dog—a female, miniature pinscher—was dead, and a small male mixed breed dog was lying on the ground severely injured and in pain. Neighbors in the area said they had heard several loud gunshots, a car door open, then a dog screaming, and the sound of a car racing off. A local resident stated that she went outside immediately after she heard the commotion and found the two dogs in the gutter.

The female dog was examined by an Oakland Animal Shelter veterinarian and was determined to have died from a gunshot wound to the neck. Her back leg and spine were also shattered. The surviving dog is currently being treated at the Oakland Animal Shelter at 1101 29th Ave. He has a broken back and pelvis and a possible gunshot wound to the neck. He will need further surgery to wire his broken bones back together and a foster home in which to recuperate.

”The attack on these dogs was extremely vicious,” says Adam Parascandola, Oakland Animal Shelter director. “Not only were these dogs shot and thrown from a car, but the massive trauma to both dog’s spines and legs leads me to question if they were also previously beaten. It is clear that whoever is responsible for this crime is capable of extraordinary violence.”

Worldwide Garden Gnome Tour!

She added: "It was the strangest gift I have ever received. I just keep thinking how funny it is. It makes me smile to see all the people he met on his travels. It was a wonderful surprise."

Casey Serin is aware of all Gnome Traditions™.

I want to move to France and find a garden gnome.

I also want Blogger to stop shoving divs everywhere. It's really annoying.

Another Pathetic Foreclosure Story

I nearly choked on my omelette while reading this one in the Sunday paper this morning.

I'm glad it's done," Gardner said wearily. "I just want to sit down and have some Hennessy."
...
Most foreclosures nowadays are homes purchased just a year or two ago with no money down. But the Gardners' home is different. Joann's parents, Johnnie Gardner, 87, and Estelle, 88, bought the two-bedroom in the Sobrante Park neighborhood in 1954 for $11,500. His salary as an electrician at the Oakland naval shipyard allowed them to make the payments.

But in recent years, Joann and her brother refinanced it several times for increasingly larger amounts.

The final refinance at the end of 2006 left the family owing $454,000. The monthly payments of $3,362 exceeded the household income of $3,144.

What happened to the money from all the refinances?

Gardner can't quite say. Some went to paying off credit cards; some was eaten up in huge loan fees. What is clear is that the family has not made a mortgage payment since December 2006.

Foreclosed family's last goodbye to home

How does someone lose track of $454K?! I'd really like the complete story on this one. Where's the brother who was also involved in these refinancing schemes? Smoking crack somewhere?