Thursday, June 19, 2008

Akubi is Aware

I am
Aware
of all
Internet
Traditions
.


I like the vintage quality of Internet Awareness: Like Kryponite to Stupid

Also funny:
MS Internet Awareness 3.0
Awareness Straight Talk

29 comments:

Casey Serin said...

M U R S T ! :-)

Anonymous said...

How to nap.

KC,
Note that a nap should be limited to no more than 45 minutes.

Casey Serin said...

Note that a nap should be limited to no more than 45 minutes.

I wholeheartedly agree, which is why I usually take around ten 40-minute naps every day. ;-)

Akubi said...

@Casey,
"We found out one of the fathers is a 24-year-old homeless guy," the principal says, shaking his head.
Were you by any chance hanging around Gloucester High School?

Centipede said...

I am also aware of all internet traditions.

Casey Serin said...

Were you by any chance hanging around Gloucester High School?

It couldn't have been me, I swear... you know the reason:



I'm 25, not 24. ;-)

Centipede said...

I am aware of all internet traditions CUNT!

KC,
I believe you are secretly 40 years old and this is a ruse.

Centipede said...

I like this Wonkette comment: Q says at 8:38 pm, June 19th, 2008
- The correct term for these persons is “eTards.”

Charlize said...

I ate internet tradition with thong.

Edgar Alpo said...

I have been meaning to drop a line over here @akubi's all day. One distraction after another, then blogger went down for a half an hour or something. Excuses, I got 'em. Yes, I am aware of all internet traditions, and also, BTW, originations, machinations, and hallucinations too, as in:

This may be the greatest thread in the history of the intertrons.

Long story short, D at Lawyers, Guns and Money writes a “Shorter Geraldine Ferraro Neo-neocon” in which the neo-neocon post is summarized, and a troll comes along and states:

As a participant in the thread that follows the link to neoneocon, I should like to point out that the quote you excerpted

does not exist

in neoneocon’s post. Nor does it exist in the comments.

When the shorter concept is explained to him, he/she responds:

I am aware of all internet traditions and also of literary conventions in which placing something in quotes or in a blockquote means that your are quoting that person.

But here you are not.

It seems to me that what your are about is, well, sort of questionable.

Can you please expand on the idea your propose that putting something in blockquotes that does not appear at the linked item is a fair thing to do.

I am laughing so hard there are tears streaming down my face. Epic.
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Anonymous said...

AkubiGirl in pink disturbs me.

EggoStencils said...

Nice take for a non-NeoCon:

But here you are not.

It seems to me that what your are about is, well, sort of questionable.

Yahweh said...

Prophet Yahweh UFO Network
is
Aware of
all
Internet
Tradition.

Ogg the Caveman said...

I'm throughly exhausted after an unduly long day at the looser w-2 job, but I just wanted to congratulate you on your awareness.

Mitchell said...

Heiko Recktenwald was aware of all Internet traditions... in 2000!

Akubi said...

Hi Edgar,
I'm glad you are aware of all internet traditions.

@Ogg,
Thanks and sorry about the looser W-2.

@Mitchell,
Wow Heiko was way ahead of his time!

Akubi said...

Sixth foot was a hoax!

Akubi said...

Artificial intelligence: God help us if machines ever think like people

wagga said...

Back to 5 feet - unfathomable again.

Sam Clemens is anxiously waiting for another 7 feet.

Edgar Alpo said...

It's Marvin!

Akubi said...

@Wagga,
I'm sure they'll find another foot and you'll have your fathom again.

@Edgar,
Marvin the Martian?

Edgar Alpo said...

Marvin the robot. He was intergalactic.

Akubi said...

@Edgar,
Oh, OK.

Another internet tradition: i am muthaf*cking aware of all muthaf*cking internet traditions

Edgar Alpo said...

Found this on the tubz(tm), I iz awear.

Edgar Alpo said...

More awareness

Edgar Alpo said...

Obama is aware of all internet traditions

Edgar Alpo said...

http://www.blogowogo.com/blog_article.php?aid=1517825&t=11

http://moderateleft.com/?p=4408

http://www.zazzle.com/i_am_aware_of_all_internet_traditions_1_shirt-235494838746713594

http://www.skyseastone.net/jvstin/unjvst/007576.html

http://minipundit.typepad.com/minipundit/2008/06/i-am-aware-of-all-internet-traditions.html

Akubi said...

@Edgar,
Obama is aware of all internet traditions
In terms of FISA, I think Obama lost some awareness points today.

Edgar Alpo said...

Put no hope in politicians. It will and must get much worse. Obama is one of them. Very disappointing.