Tuesday, July 29, 2008

Eba the CaveGirl

I thought Ogg might like this movie poster from Wrong side of the art.


Only in the 80’s would a cavegirl have a perm. My mom had the exact same hairstyle back then.
I imagine this is quite an impressive film given that the only memorable quote listed in IMDB is:
Eba: Eba have big boobs. What Rex have big?

IMDB Plot Summary:
On a class excursion to a cave with stone age paintings the clumsy Rex gets lost. A mysterious crystal opens a gateway in time and sets him back to the stone ages, where he meets a group of prehistoric fellows and the gorgeous Eba. While teaching her English and doing some pseudo-research on her fellows, his main goal is to get her sleeping with him. However the curiosity of the clan chief disturbs his attempts.


BREAKING NEWS UPDATE: Check out the trailer!

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Loosers(tm)!!

Casey Serin said...

How much do you want to bet that back in Neolithic times, the Serin ancestors defaulted on tons of loans for some sweet-looking caves... ;-)

Unlike the current era, maybe they were punished with a poison-tipped arrow spear through the neck. :-p

Akubi said...

"Never before has the past seemed so much like the present" - from the trailer I just included with the post.

@Casey,
Somehow I doubt you would have survived that era. Ogg and friends would have bashed you on the head.

Ogg the Caveman said...

@ Casey

I doubt it. Your ancestors survived to produce you, after all.

@ Akubi:

Aww, thanks.

Ogg the Caveman said...

Akubi, did you have a hairdo like that in the 80s? Fess up, now.

What about you, Casey?

Akubi said...

@Ogg,
Akubi, did you have a hairdo like that in the 80s? Fess up, now.
Are you f-ing kidding? I changed my hair color frequently and wore too much eye liner in the 80's, but there was no way in hell I'd wear that do.
C'mon, I was following the Traditionz of being a Depressed Teenager who thinks everything is f-ed up and thought I might make a difference in D.C. and the Soviet Union. Didn't get anywhere in D.C., but just like Gore claims to have created the interwebz, I believe I did a pretty good job breaking down the walls and such in the former U.S.S.R. - little did I know that I would have to live with the Casey Serin results...